Episode 3

Thanks a lot.

Thanks.

This will take long.

The didn't even give me anything to eat.
At least give me a steamed bun.

It's almost done. Just endure a little.

Forget it. I will figure out a way myself.

Just bear with it.

Here comes the bride.

Don't eat anymore.

Gave it to me!

Stop eating.

Bow to Heaven and Earth!

Bow to the altar!

Bow to each other!

Hey, are you the reincarnation of a hungry ghost?

You bring so much food even to the wedding altar!

You should try standing for a whole day with this heavy headdress on!

Hey.

When comes the bridal chamber?

Huh?

When will we go to the bridal chamber?

Huh?

When will we go to the bridal chamber?!

Never seen anyone in such a rush before.

End of the formal part!

Bride and groom go to the bridal chamber!

Look how embarrassing she is!

Stealing food, can't wait for the bridal room.

How can she marry Brother Yuanbao?

Aunt hasn't said anything.

Why should you bother?

Be careful.

Xi'er, how much further is it?

Stop talking, just hold on.

I don't know either.
~I only ate a little.

Now I'm even more hungry.

We're almost there!

Is their garden that big?

So annoying!

Come on, just hold it out.

We're here!

Hey, Sister-in-Law!

Be careful!

Our garden is the next biggest garden after the Palace's!

Jin Mansion shouldn't have such a big garden.

We're all so tired of the long walks.

Sis-in-Law, I'll help you, okay?

Right, our garden is really small...

...but we don't have that many bumps on the road.

You have to be careful.

you spend so much energy helping me walk that you fell

Is everything alright?

no problem.

hurry, hurry, hurry. We're almost there.

I heard that she's the madam's niece.

the young master's younger cousin.

she was trying to purposely trip you back there

she wants to use these silly tactics to bully me?

At Mount Emei, I'm the only one bullying others.

It must be boring to be in a noble family.

One!

Two!

Three! Four!

Changfeng?
~Mom?

Where is the medicine I told you to make?

Here. I was just about to bring it to you.

seven!

Eight!

One!

Changfeng, does this medicine work?

Don't worry, mom.

Its rare that the madam asks me to help her make medicine

I wouldn't mess up on something this big. I've looked at many medical books

I made it with several herbs.

Just this one bag?

Right, mother, may I remind you...

...if this afrodisiacum is used for cattle, doses must be doubled.

Small animals need less.

For who is this anyway?

You're not gonna use it yourself, right?

What nonsense is that?

I was joking!

Eight!

One!

Two!

Congrats!

Thank you.

Please come this way.

Come, toast!

Cheers!

Enjoy!

Come on, cheers!

Come on!

Good!

Great!

Enjoy!

Cheers, everyone.

Don't worry, Aunt.

Isn't Yuanbao enjoying himself?

Hey, cheers!

Have a good time, all!

Drink!

Only me, his mother knows his pain.

Cousin, you call this pain?

There comes a day when I will...

...let you know what's real pain!

Aunt Gu.

Whom are you delivering this to?

Mistress had me deliver this to the bridal chamber
to help Young Master with his hangover.

Let me deliver it, then.

You may leave.

Yes.

Be careful, Young Master.
Slowly.

Young Master, you drank too much today!

Be careful. Here.

I was just about to deliver some tonic to help with your hangover.

I'm not drunk.

You must drink it.
Mistress personally brewed this for you.

It's delicious.

Try it!

Alright, Nanny, you may leave.

Let's go, Young Master.

You want to enter the bridal chamber with me?

No, Mistress instructed me to keep an eye on you.

Leave!

Come back!

Young Master what is it?

Get me all the waistbands you got.

What?!

Lady Madame, I've already given young master the medicine.

You watched him drink it?

Yes. I watched him.

I told him it was hangover soup.

Young master has drunk a lot of wine today.

My pressuring him to get married...

...is really...

but this is the Empress Dowager's will.

I can only rely on these backhanded tactics.

Lady madame, be rest assured.

Young people are energetic and hormonal.

Added onto that, the aphrodisiac...

Tonight's consummation will go perfectly.

The saying goes, "One night as husband and wife, One hundred days of blessings."

Then aren't they going to be blessed?

But this is just a temporary solution.

Xiaocui, tonight may be hard on you.

Go to the consummation room's back and assess the situation.

Alright, I go right now.

Coming, coming, coming!

He's coming right now! Hurry!

Hurry up and put the veil on!

Okay, hurry hurry.

Hello Young master.

Get out.

Um...

What? You wanna watch?

Get Out!

Yes.

Can we consummate now?

I've never met anyone this excited.

I'm in a hurry.

Consummation!!! Quickly quickly!

Consummation consummation!

Hurry up and take it off!

Help me take it off! Hurry up!

Don't rush it!

I hear that the young lady from House Jiang...

...is talented, able to sing and dance.

Why don't you dance to get us going in here.

Dance?

Aiyo, that's too much of a hassle. Hurry up!

What are you doing?

If you want to consummate, then you have to dance.

So if I dance then we can consummate?

That's a deal!

How was that? My dance?

Wow. Your dance was truly special.

So special that it's hard to forget.

Now can we consummate?

Wait, we still haven't drunk the wedding wine.

What wedding wine? Hurry up!

Do you know how we are supposed to drink this wine?

Like this.

That's how other places do it.

In the Jin family...

the groom feeds the bride.

How?

Using your mouth.

What?

Are you afraid?

If you're afraid then don't consummate.

Is there another method?

Of course!

You feed me!

Okay! I will feed you!

What's the big deal?

Sorry, lets restart.

Are you here to consummate or drink?

Eh, forget it.

Fine. Jianghu customs. Rock Paper Scissors.

Whoever loses, drinks.

Okay, come on!

You lose! You drink!

Drink!

Again again again!

You lose!

I lose, I drink. Who's afraid?

Okay.

Good.

You drink!

You lose! Drink!

Okay okay!

Drink!

Drink!

You lose!

Drink..

Cheers!

You're drunk.

Okay, okay, take off your clothes!

Off with your clothes! Sex time!

Okay, okay, hurry, hurry!

Quickly, quickly, take off your clothes!

What is this?? So many knots.

Protection against sly women.

Sly women?!

Yeah. You're right. I'm am a sly woman.

Erg. If you have so many knots, how is a sly woman supposed to take it off?

How am I supposed to consummate?

I want you.

Whaaa!

I want it right now.

Who did these knots?? Hurry up and take them off!

Okay.

Stop rushing!

Hurry.

Let me do it!

Okay, okay okay!

Fine, fine, let me do it.

Let's get to it!

I'm in a hurry!

Didn't you want to consummate?

Save me!

Save me!

Let go!

Get away!

Get off!

What are you doing?!

Let go!

You're hurting me!

I will strip you!

This is perfect! I'm going to tell Lady Madame.

Geeet Awaaay!

Blood!

Get up you pig!

If you're squishing me, how am I supposed to check your body?

I'm dying.

Get off.

Get up!

Get up!

What are you doing?

What is that?

You shameless, perverted bastard!
You seduced me!

Shameless, me? You made the first move!

So I seduced you?

You bullied me!

Me bully you? It was you who came onto me!

Who come on to whom? Screw it!

You think you didn't come onto me?
You were dancing in front of me.

Then forced me to drink, then tried to take off my pants.

If that wasn't coming on to me then what was it?

I...I...

I knew it!

You put drugs in my drink didn't you!

You bitch!

What drugs?

You sure know how to spin a lie.

I think your skills of blindess are more impressive.

If you didn't put drugs in, then I wouldn't have been in that state.

You're the lady of House Jiang! How could you act like this?

I!

You did such a cruel thing!

I'm telling you! I can take all the hardships in the world...

...but what I hate the most is being framed!

See! You're shamed into anger.

You!

Don't run!

Stop! What are you going to do?

What is this??

This this?

It's all your doing and you dare to ask?

You evil woman.

I'm not to blame. It's your own fault.

Every girl knows...

...she has to greet her parents-in-law in the morning.

Sister-in-law takes it easy, right?

It's almost noon.

And she still hasn't shown her face.

Yesterday was Yuanbao's big night.

I believe the couple must be tired.

Sleeping a little more and getting some energy is fine.

Lady Madame!

Last night...

they really did consummate.

Shameless! (sounding as no-teeth)
~I have teeth, stronger than yours.

Nasty!
~Right, you're really nasty.

Pervert!

You're the pervert!

Young Mistress, Young Master, Lady Madame is waiting on you.

You should get dressed now...

...and have tea with her.

Afu, help me bathe!

When will we leave?

I didn't succeed last night.

When will you be done then?

One more night.

One more night?

The screaming I heard last night was scared me half to death.

That's because his screaming was even more awful than mine.

Then last night...

...did you...

...did you...

Do you want to know if he took advantage of me?

Now did anything happen or not?

Anyway, I'm not at a loss.

Is it really worth to make such big sacrifices?

Everything comes with a price.

You will have to offer tea to madam soon.

Be careful not to make any mistakes.

It's just serving tea.

Anyone can do that.

Go.

Your Excellency.

What is it?

We've got info from inside the government.

Jin Yuanbao interrogated Flying Leopard...

...but he didn't confess anything.

Flying Leopard is really not stupid.

He knew that if he confessed he'd die miserably.

But still, he's full of tricks.

I'm afraid he can't withstand it a next time.

Then make our men watch more carefully.
Report anything suspicious to me.

And, we can't stay idle.

Keep Yuanbao busy.

Make sure he forgets about Flying Leopard.

Understood.

Wow! Your home is so big!

Did you play all by yourself here when you were little?

What else? You talk so much!

Then do you have any brothers or sisters?
Are you an only child?

It's just me.

Wow! The flowers here are so pretty!

Even prettier than then ones in the mountains!

Did you lose any brothers or sisters as a child?

Do you ever stop talking?!

Nope.

Aiya. We just got married.
So we should get to know each other better.

I don't want to get to know you!

But I want to get to know you!

Wow! Such pretty flowers!

Hey! This big pond is such a pity!

With riceplants in it you could feed the whole mansion all year.

The water is pretty clear.
Hey, do you usually...

Hey!

Hey where did you go?

Don't leave me here!

Where did he go?

He..

What is he standing there so long for?

He's not thinking about suicide is he?

What kind of thing would drive a man like him to suicide?

DON'T JUMP!

Hold on tight!

Okay man, your kung fu is so good.

How come you're contemplating suicide?

I wasn't!

Okay, okay. I know. You definitely won't admit it.

But I still have to convince you.

If there is something bothering you, you shouldn't jump!

When there are hardships, you must take them in stride.

Grow from your hardships.

Look at yourself!

How can you be like this?

And do such a thoughtless thing?

Hey!

Young sir, what I said just now, did you listen?

I heard. Thanks for your caring Young Mistress.

You know me?

I'm the Jin family's butler and Yuanbao's older cousin.

Ohh. Cousin.

Then what were you thinking about so deeply?

Don't be like this in the future okay?

Young Mistress, I think you are misunderstanding. I was thinking about something.

I wasn't thinking of jumping.

Oh. That's good.

I didn't know Young Mistress was so kind hearted.

I have really received a kindness from you.

No need to be thankful.
I didn't really save you, did I?

But seriously. If in the future, you really are depressed,

remember to come to me.

If you have a problem, as long as it's within my power, I will resolve it.

Okay.

If in the future, the Young Mistress
needs assistance with anything,

please let me know.

Err... the future...there is no need.

But I do have something I need help with right now.

Please tell me.

Um...I'm lost.

Umm. I need to get to the Common room.
I need to give Mother in Law some tea.

Okay, I'll take you there.

Thank you!

Buy some meat buns!

Go on, go take a look over there.

Sir, do you know where the Li Mansion is?

The Li Mansion?

Who's is it?

The Mansion has a young master named Li Jun.

Li Jun?

Never heard of him.

Young Master Li Fu ranked third...

...in the Han-Lin examination.
The public celebration of that was three years ago.

That is Li Jun, do you remember?

Miss. I've lived here for 50 years.

I never heard of the Han-Lin examination of this Li.

Sorry for bothering you.

What is that pungent odor?

What is that smell?

Well my efforts were not wasted.

Please this way.

So pretty!

This way.

Young Master.
Where did you go?

I couldn't find you anywhere.

I got lost.

Just now the Young Mistress was...
Enough.

Come with me. Mother is worried.

Oh (Yes.)

Madam said the Young Madam needs supplements.

This is a rare opportunity. I must do my best.

Little Lady, your skin looks so soft.

You've got a lot of silver in this purse.

Running off to your boyfriend?

It was good you ran away.

Look at you, locked up in the house all the time.

It's so boring right?

Typical smell, can reduce heat.

I think this lover-boy of yours isn't very reliable!

How could he let a sweety like you...

leave all by herself.

Little lady, why don't you leave with me?

I'll take you to a nice place!

Don't be scared!

I teach you to live a carefree life!

Don't scream, OK?

Don't come over!
Help!

Let go of me!

Let go of me!

Help! Let go of me!

Don't come over!

You bitch!

I didn't even want to lower myself in broad daylight.

But you seem really strong!

Come on!

HELP!

Sorry to interrupt!

I just want to ask.

Do...do you know this young lady?

No I don't!

Get away quickly.

Don't interrupt! Hurry up!

That would be your wrong doing!

I mean, if you don't know this young lady,

then in broad daylight,

how can you commit such a heinous act?

RAWR!

Here I come.

That sounded like I hit him real hard.

He won't wake up for at least two hours.

His head will feel heavy for a few days.

Just look at this as divine punishment.

I won't treat you.

I've been polite.

I warned you! You didn't listen to me!

I'm sorry miss!

I..I..I...didn't see... didn't see anything.

Miss.

Miss?

Miss!

Greetings to...

Kneel!

Greetings to Mother.

Greetings to Mother.

Rise.

Thank you, Mother.

Thank you, Mother.

I wonder if these are morning or afternoon greetings.

It was my fault. It has nothing to do with Xiaoxuan.

I woke up late.

Last night, he exerted himself very hard the whole night.

And for very long.

We were really too tired.

So today, we couldn't wake up in time.

What nonsense are you saying?

I'm not talking nonsense!

You clearly exerted yourself for a long time last night!

I told you to just give up. But you took so long...

Just shut up!

Brother!

Alright. You are young.

It's fine for you to sleep a little longer.
I won't hold it against you.

According to the rules,
the bride now has to offer tea to you, Aunt.

My lady, serve the tea.

Quickly!

This first cup...

is for Heaven.

This second cup...

is for Earth.

This third cup...

is to all the gods!

-This fourth cup...
-My lady!

It's for your Mother-in-law!

Serve the tea! Quickly!

The fourth cup...is for Mother.

Xiaoxuan...

The tea ceremony protocol of your Jiang Family...

is really different from what we do in the capital!